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Apparently the Silicon Valley is not in San Francisco, well not exactly… ok… so you are thinking, kwani you dint check online… of course I did, but this is not like figuring out where the General Direction of Ongata Rongai is from Nairobi… but the fun has just began 15th May 2011.

Hotel, Motel or Hostel… I settle for hostel, for the simple reason that I like people and I don’t mind being a cheap skate, an image of the movie Saw and some other psycho movies cross my mind but I think, hell… I come from the Muginki country and they never scared me (I should write of the threat I once received from a guy claiming to be Mungiki), so how do I get a cool place to stay, Mkaigwa suggest I use AirBNB a start-up out of the valley, well it worked perfectly, this is after trying couch surfing for a few days, I meet some really nice people and within the hour we are laughing at some pretty tired jokes…. am jet lagged.

I decided to take a walk, am hungry so I get my map, need a local sim card (The cost of a call when roaming is between 120 and 350 depending on what network you connect to, AT&T, Sprint or T-mobile) , well I don’t get one, the Bloomingdales mall closes at 7:00 and my Kenyan self can’t convince the dude to sell me a sim card.

On my way back am thinking, out of every other 3 black dudes I see, one is crazy, homeless or drunk, deep in this thought I see another one walking towards me, he is wearing a Keffiyeh, (That is the white and black Arabic headscarf) his zip is open.. that is disturbing,  a tall black woman is walking a step behind him, he looks dark skin, Somali maybe…. Walks up straight to me and says.. “Habari Ndungu”….. this is more than a suprise, I am 15424.58 KM from home, a guy talks to me in swahili straight up… the next 30 mins and $10 less I walk away from Ahmed, as he turns and starts crying, the man now an ex-con, left Kenya a boy in 1982 after a tiff with the brother, now homeless.., running from Immigration to avoid deportation,…our topics of conversation include, prison, Kibera, San Francisco, his brother, Eastleigh  and for some reason Koinange street – so how did he know am Kenya.. I am still to figure that one out, he claims it was divine, I am starting to believe him.

I am not sure this is a good start for me, I had hoped to bumped into Mark Zuckerberg but Ahmed, bless his soul takes spot one on the blog. follow me on Twitter for faster updates on my journeys

Day 2 : Vice President all Things Fun

Spread the Love man.. not red numbers

Most Kenyans did not sleep because friends kept calling them warning them not to pick their phones if they receive a call from a “RED”  number- it would kill them instantly,  others even followed the sms that they witness it happen.  What you dint know is that Tanzania beat us to this hoax in 2007, and South Africa in 2004.

W: Number za Shetani (tanzani 2007)

Hi Colleagues,

I don’t know how true this is but just take precaution. Please don’t attend to any calls from the following numbers:

* 7888308001 *
* 9316048121 *
* 9876266211 *
* 9888854137 *
* 9876715587 *

These numbers come in red colors. U may get brain hemorrhage due to high frequency. 27 persons died just receiving the calls watch the DD news to confirm. Please inform all your relatives and friends soon it’s urgent.

So it’s a good time for you to learn about internet Urban Legends (google that), you have read them, baby kidnapped in a supermarket and shaved instantly , forward this to 5 people and get good luck, etc  everytime you get one of those emails, just pick the title and google it, you would be shocked how  many stories/legends are out there to scare you and hopefully next time don’t be like my boy kinuthia who calls everyone and even confesses to have been at the scene of the crime.

Can a phone Kill you,… I guess that depends on how hard someone hits you with it, or you try swallowing it, (I attended the launch of the new sony ericsson Xperia today, very small phone, since I dint win one, no way am going to blog about it.. yet .. sony can u hear me?), I digress….  someone might win a Darwin Awards soon by trying to charge their phone with Moto (fire) but let them be free to surprise us, I hope that is not a Samgichuru.com Blog reader, that will be sad, in the meantime I hope you sleep very peaceful tonight.

nominate someone to the board… Go on..

A few of my friends have submited my name for nominations to this Innovation board, well I think I might need like a thousand nominations to qualify, so If you think I am suitable to sit on Safricoms Innovation Board, the process is simple, they only need , the name , email address, phone number and reason you think that person needs to be on that board. Read the rest of this entry »

promise to post better photos in a short while, want to donate a good camera to me? :)

Today I am privilaged to be sitted with a big group of volunteers (Crowd Sourcing) who are working with the uchaguzi platform to monitor electrol offences live, as the electrol process goes on around the country – Kenya.

What is Uchaguzi, (Swahili word for “choose”) this is a modified platform of the the ushahidi software, mmmmh… complicated? Ok, Ushahidi (Swahili word for ” testimony”) is a software developed after the 2008 post election violence that rocked Kenya by a team lead by Eric Hersman. Read the rest of this entry »