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In my early 20′s I was extra “spiritual” and had some extra spiritual friend who are still very good friends today, this particular lady from Western Kenya was serious and very deep kind, one day she had a dream that I would marry a girl called ….. Philomena… that sort of evokes a certain image depending on where you grew up. Now… truth be told, At that the early age of 23/24 you want to date and marry a really hot girl with a jisty name like Angelina Jolie … and lets be honest .. Philo.. just does not cut it…. so I definitely was not for that plan and I was not amused by her revelations and dreams at all…
Today while driving to work I thought about Philomena…

Philomena….. if you are out there and still single… its not because your prayers were not heard… its because of my rebellion …. and the damn name…

 

  1. In which battle did napoleon die ? -
    Answer: his last battle
  2. Where was the declaration of independent signed -
    Answer: at the bottom
  3. River Ravi flows in which State-
    Answer: liquid
  4. What is the main reason for divorce -
    Answer: marriage
  5. What is the main reason for failure -
    Answer: exams
  6. What can you  never eat for breakfast -
    Answer: lunch and dinner
  7. What looks like half an apple-
    Answer: the other half
  8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become-
    Answer: wet
  9. How can a man go eight days without sleep -
    Answer: he sleeps at night
  10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand:-
    Answer: you will never find an elephant with one hand

Spread the Love man.. not red numbers

Most Kenyans did not sleep because friends kept calling them warning them not to pick their phones if they receive a call from a “RED”  number- it would kill them instantly,  others even followed the sms that they witness it happen.  What you dint know is that Tanzania beat us to this hoax in 2007, and South Africa in 2004.

W: Number za Shetani (tanzani 2007)

Hi Colleagues,

I don’t know how true this is but just take precaution. Please don’t attend to any calls from the following numbers:

* 7888308001 *
* 9316048121 *
* 9876266211 *
* 9888854137 *
* 9876715587 *

These numbers come in red colors. U may get brain hemorrhage due to high frequency. 27 persons died just receiving the calls watch the DD news to confirm. Please inform all your relatives and friends soon it’s urgent.

So it’s a good time for you to learn about internet Urban Legends (google that), you have read them, baby kidnapped in a supermarket and shaved instantly , forward this to 5 people and get good luck, etc  everytime you get one of those emails, just pick the title and google it, you would be shocked how  many stories/legends are out there to scare you and hopefully next time don’t be like my boy kinuthia who calls everyone and even confesses to have been at the scene of the crime.

Can a phone Kill you,… I guess that depends on how hard someone hits you with it, or you try swallowing it, (I attended the launch of the new sony ericsson Xperia today, very small phone, since I dint win one, no way am going to blog about it.. yet .. sony can u hear me?), I digress….  someone might win a Darwin Awards soon by trying to charge their phone with Moto (fire) but let them be free to surprise us, I hope that is not a Samgichuru.com Blog reader, that will be sad, in the meantime I hope you sleep very peaceful tonight.

Shock as Ochieng Kakono Stole our clothes..


Very few times do I come across a story I can identify with, and this is one of them, I have resisted the urge to edit or add my version of events since I have had a similar experience… but thanks to  Marto @ yamtaa.com for the good laugh.

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