Sam Gichuru

my short Journey writing a theatrical play

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Share So tomorrow this 2 hour play will premier at Michael Joseph Center, Safaricom… a few reflections… Writing a play is harder than I imagined, I have watched so many movies and I will think twice before I critic a nigerian movie again. Its so hard to build a story line, add dialogue, add a cliff hanger or two, its amazing how clear things are in our heads until we put them on paper and they look like the rumbling of a crazy person…. but some cool things happened along…read more

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I went to my first stag party…& whats the secret to your success…

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ShareAll this events happened in a single day in 2013… but started a few years ago. A few years ago.. I went to my first stag party, I have always been the curious kind and if you have read anything else I have written you know that already, I had barely sat down when a young girl who was about 20 years came and stood next to me and though she was a bit scared, she went ahead to say that for a fee I could have sex with her. My…read more

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The 10 Commandments of being a Man

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ShareWhile I have to answer a lots of questions about how to build startups, lately I have other concerns, one of them is how to help young men become competitive in a society that seems to pay a lot more attention to women / the girl child. After incubating a good number of young entrepreneurs  mostly men at nailab, I have learned that men who are successful in business have accomplished great success in their day to day living as well, they know what matters most and when it does, after…read more

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2 Pairs of shoes are too many for me

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Share I never had more than one pair of shoes most of my life, I would walk into a Bata shop, buy a new pair, then discard the old pair in the same shop, it was too old to even give out to any of my cousins anyway. I never knew the problems that come with having 2 pairs of shoes. This week I had been invited to 4 events, 3 of which I was a guest speaker and panelist, I also had a proposal that was due for submission by…read more

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Psalm 23 For Geeks

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ShareThe Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash. He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart. All of His commands are user friendly. His directory guides me to the right choices for His name’s sake. Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for He is my back-up. His password protects me. He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.His help is only a keystroke away. Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days…read more

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There Are No Mistakes in Life..Only Lessons.

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ShareDid you really make a mistake? I hear and know of people praying day and night to get children. On the other hand, I see girls who had sex once and got pregnant…. so, I conclude, either God has a cruel sense of humor or He knows exactly what He is doing. I will go with the fact that ako na clue.. When you meet a single mum and you ask about the dad… the likely answer is “ Oh, I made a mistake in my

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reaching out to Philomena..

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ShareIn my early 20′s I was extra “spiritual” and had some extra spiritual friend who are still very good friends today, this particular lady from Western Kenya was serious and very deep kind, one day she had a dream that I would marry a girl called ….. Philomena… that sort of evokes a certain image depending on where you grew up. Now… truth be told, At that the early age of 23/24 you want to date and marry a really hot girl with a jisty name like Angelina Jolie ……read more

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10 Answers you wish you had

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Share In which battle did napoleon die ? – Answer: his last battle Where was the declaration of independent signed – Answer: at the bottom River Ravi flows in which State- Answer: liquid What is the main reason for divorce – Answer: marriage What is the main reason for failure – Answer: exams What can you  never eat for breakfast – Answer: lunch and dinner What looks like half an apple- Answer: the other half If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become- Answer: wet How…read more

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Day 1: San Francisco, Ahmed Vs Zuckerberg

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Share Apparently the Silicon Valley is not in San Francisco, well not exactly… ok… so you are thinking, kwani you dint check online… of course I did, but this is not like figuring out where the General Direction of Ongata Rongai is from Nairobi… but the fun has just began 15th May 2011. Hotel, Motel or Hostel… I settle for hostel, for the simple reason that I like people and I don’t mind being a cheap skate, an image of the movie Saw and some other psycho movies cross my mind but…read more

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Killed by Red Phone Number?

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Hi Colleagues,

I don’t know how true this is but just take precaution. Please don’t attend to any calls from the following numbers:

* 7888308001 *
* 9316048121 *
* 9876266211 *
* 9888854137 *
* 9876715587 *

These numbers come in red colors. U may get brain hemorrhage due to high frequency. 27 persons died just receiving the calls watch the DD news to confirm. Please inform all your relatives and friends soon it’s urgent.

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Japans Bid for WorldCup 2012

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ShareJapans bid to the worldcup is making sure you can watch it on your stadium at home, Rather than just promising a fantastic tournament in Japan, they are also offering to show each match as holographic broadcasts in all 208 FIFA member nations. What this means is, instead of turning on your TV to watch a match, you could instead travel to your local stadium in your home country and watch it played out as a holograph. Not only that, but something called viewpoint vision would be available allowing you…read more

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Dufo Mpararo – No translation.

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Ochieng Kakono was the biggest and ugliest chokora in Dandora. We called him “kakono” since his right “mkono” or hand in English, was feeble, thin and paralyzed, but he could still swing the “kakono” and throw a stone with pin-point accuracy a few meters out, thus hitting his target.

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20 Crazy Football Celebrations

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This has me in tears…too funny…. especially the last 4 guys, Roger Milla was not thinking about that last guy when he started this.. must watch

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Very Funny – Only in Kenya

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The Kiambu Town Clerk:
Wanyuanji wa thigara washunge sana . Unyuanji wa thigara bere ya watu
hata huko ije umefigwa marufuku na kaju kuanjia reo.

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5 rules of attraction online

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Don’t forget every post, tweet, blog comment you leave is part of your personal brand , make it consistent and powerful enough to help you achieve your ultimate goals, Let me know if this tips work for your business and personal brand.

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